I have been waiting anxiously for the new House of Cards to come out and it's finally here. Want to know how much I've watched? About half of the first episode. Want to know how many times I've watched that old, weird claymation Rudolph this June? At least 10. When House of Cards time rolls around at night, I just cannot stay awake. I lay down with Ruthie so she can twirl my hair as she falls asleep (go ahead, roll your eyes at me, I'm probably rolling my eyes at myself 🙄 #faveemoji) and then I inevitably fall asleep also and that leaves zero House of Cards time. Sometimes going to sleep at 8 PM causes me to wake up at like 3 AM, but the Underwoods are too creepy and evil for that hour of the night.